taken from thejokes.co.uk
What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.
Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.
If you have a fear of Santa Claus coming down your chimney at Christmas, are you suffering from Santaclaustrophobia?
What do angry mice send at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.
Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
Father: Did you see Father Christmas this year, son?
Son: No it was too dark to see him, but I heard what he said when he stubbed his toes on the edge of my bed.
I don't care who you are, get those reindeer and that sleigh off my roof.
Fred: What kind of Christmas did you have?
Tom: Oh, the same as last year, thirty minutes eating turkey, mince pies and Christmas pudding, followed by three days in bed recovering.
Steve: What's your father getting for Christmas?
Dave: Bald and fat.
Who used to take presents to the famous detective, Sherlock Holmes?
Santa Clues.
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